I'm a Lady

So yeah, this is going doing soon and it's going to be a "hay hay hay" type of night! Amanda Blank. Maluca. Anton. Probably super secret special guests.

I anticipate a lot of bud, beers and spandex. And probably empty bottles of weave glue on the floor-- it's all about the beauty products. You know, just the usual for a Friday night. You should most likely get tickets soon or else you'll be stuck on the corner with all the Tigerasos...

The Kids Love Amanda Blank

I hate the fact that Amanda Blank is so fucking mainstream these days that even 15 year old boys in Shitsville, Wisconsin are jacking off to her late night on the web. That used to be an exclusive Brooklyn thing!

But that black lipstick is so beyond rad I can't even process.