Where the Wild Things x Vice Party

The only thing that will make me forget the sad pang of missing a free screening of Where the Wild Things Are is a vodka open bar...

That's What Little Boys Are Made Of

This picture of a bunch of little boys revolting in the streets screams "frogs, snail, and puppy dog tails". I cannot wait for this destructive gang of little boys to grow up, so they can become guys I am obsessively interested in for no good reason other than the fact that they enjoy "accidentally" setting things on fire on a drunken Saturday night whilst freestyling.

And yes, there will be Colt 45 involved.

(Via Vice)

This One Goes Out to All the Cool Kids, Apparently

Oh those crazy Mishka kids! The hipster apparel heavyweight is teaming up with VICE to bring you their guide to all things cool. In other words, it's a party featuring a bunch of bands that I couldn't give two shits about.

But there's free Colt 45, so that kinda makes up for... everything.

ShitShow...

Look! It's another Vice party on Saturday!

Why do we keep going to these things you ask? Does smuggling enough free Colt 45 out in your mid-sized handbag to last you at least 3/4 of the night not mean anything to you people!

Performances by LiveFastDie (they are only half bad) and Golden Triangle with DJ set by PizzaPartyKev (What's Your Rapture).