So, like, last night on the premiere of "The City", MTV totally, like, broke down for, like, the rest of the nation the unfathomable differences between, like, downtown New York hipsters and uptown New York socialites. Clearly, the divide is like, so totally crazy and real that it's going to force Whitney to choose between like, having a boyfriend and, like, making friends!
As a real-live New Yorker, I can't even tell you the countless number of times I've had to choose between my sickeningly hipster guitar-playing boyfriend, and my bitchy vapid socialite girlfriends. Ugh, life is just so complicated in The City!
Now where's my tiara?